It all started when I was sitting down,
Clenching my buttcheeks like a giant dam
I was exscused before my pants turned brown,
Right after I ate that gigantic ham.(Couldn't think of anything better)
So I pass by all of the urinals,
Running as fast as I possibly could.
I seating myself onto one of the stalls,
Releasing my pressure as I should.
That was when I notices something dire,
The toilet paper was devoid of white.
I was mad, in my eyes there was fire,
When in the sky there was a sudden light.
The angel handed me four-ply paper,
That ends the tale of my bathroom caper.